Iniquity Rhymes – Gurl Gamers Lyrics

Gurl Gamers

What’s up girls?
Listen
I know sometimes people might not give you the love you deserve
And may even treat you negatively because of what you are
I just want you to know that I respect you
I want you to know that you’re special
Girl gamers
This song is for you

Allow me to take you way back for a moment
So now we’re kids no rappin’ or fappin’ just rackin’ up tokens
At the arcade it was the way that we played that just makes me miss all of the days
Of my youth messing ’round with rocks or Tug-A-Rope and
I remember games then it was something new to me
Atari, Super Nintendo – That’s why I grew to be
An avid gamer some were able to be stable in a room with me
But what’s sad is the way these fools compete so…
I was searching for the one and I felt lost
Then she revealed herself and she lived right across
The street I said my name was Derek she said, “Whatever!”
And grabbed the first controller, I said, “Baby I’m the boss”
So we played ourselves a little Mortal Kombat
And I wasn’t expecting this girl to find that
Interesting at all but believe me she was a beast
I was Sub-Zero, as Mileena she got a Flawless Victory
I was thinkin’, “I outta show this girl what I’m about!
I’m the best gamer in the world or something’s wrong with my route”
I threw a change up, gave her a whirl, said “That game didn’t count..”
But she continued to dominate within the room of my house
I felt abomination for my cave-in to this Girl Scout
I wasn’t calm I hated how she raped, I’m glad I know now
What she was before my reaction ‘cuz it’s a no-brainer
This very lady was just a Gurl Gamer
Gurl Gamers of the world today
Gurl players have risen and they’re on their way
World Famous at last, even on the YouTube’s
I’ll continue to click thumbnails that contain some huge boobs
Gurl Gamers, some of them are on the top
Gurl Gamers, of the leaderboards they rock
Gurl Gamers, got the game on lock
Gurl Gamers
Gurl Gamers
Gurl Gamers
So years later we just gamed and nothing changed
Nothing severe I nearly beat her, she remained my gaming queen
Bringing tears to opponents, she gladly catered their deaths
Decapitating and always carrying the team
Moving from system to system, we’re a squad on multiplayer
Boosting my K/D, I was living the dream
Then one day she decided to disappear, and I just thought the end was near
And only to God can I plead:
“Please return her to me soon or I’ll be done
She’s a blessing
She’s my moon
She’s my overpowered Golden Gun
To my Golden Eye, she’s the Resident to my Evil – For her, I’d fight
So I can sleep calmly through the night”
But my prayers were never answered, I’d pay a handsome ransom
To have her there to help me get through the fight
I spent the rest of my time gaming solo feeling so low
Holding on to her controller, hoping she’s alright so…
I was searching for one I felt lost again
I started writing songs about her, man I even searched the web
I finally found her on YouTube as a gaming commentator
Partnered making videos, she’s famous, making all the papers
I was happy as hell, the luckiest dude around
Commented, “Wassup gurl I missed you can we do this now?”
But her reply to me was something so crude and foul
“Like & Favourite but no stupid fanboys allowed bro”
Gurl Gamers of the world today
Gurl players have risen and they’re on their way
World Famous at last, even on the YouTube’s
I’ll continue to click thumbnails that contain some huge boobs
Gurl Gamers, some of them are on the top
Gurl Gamers, of the leaderboards they rock
Gurl Gamers, got the game on lock
Gurl Gamers
Gurl Gamers
Gurl Gamers
All jokes aside, there is some truth to this song
And I do respect the true girl gamers out there in this community
If you’re one of them, be proud!
Be proud that you’re not advertising all over the internet that you’re a girl playing video games
Ordesperate for attention
I admire those that live and let be
Instead of showcasing their cleavage in the thumbnail for views
Don’t get me wrong, I’m gonna click all of those
But, they’ll never have my respect
And that’s what’s important
So, thank you for listening
Peace!

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