Super American – Chris From Walmart Lyrics

Oh, Chris
I really am so sorry that I stole your chick
I bet the highlight of your shift
Was her black mascara and cherry lips

She’s been sleeping in my bed, I’m sorry
She’s been sleeping in my bed
Oh, she’s been sleeping in my bed, I’m sorry
She said you were salty on her last trip, oh Chris

Oh, Chris
I bet you needed a cleanup on aisle six
The first time you saw those hips
And her brown eyes handing you a bag of chips

Well, you deserve someone who appreciates your pick-up lines
Yeah, you deserve a girl who actually texts you back sometimes

She’s been sleeping in my bed, I’m sorry
She’s been sleeping in my bed
Oh, she’s been sleeping in my bed, I’m sorry
She said you were salty on her last trip, oh Chris

Chris from Walmart
You deserved a better fate
Chris from Walmart, yeah
Not all heroes wear capes

She’s been sleeping in my bed, I’m sorry
She’s been sleeping in my bed
Oh, she’s been sleeping in my bed, I’m sorry
She said you were salty on her last trip, oh Chris
Oh, Chris
Oh, Chris

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